Home Improvement Dealers: A “Night Before Christmas” Parody - FFC

Home Improvement Dealers: A “Night Before Christmas” Parody

This week’s blog is published four days before December 25th.  In celebration of the most well-recognized, iconic holiday poem in American pop culture, we’re bringing you our own Foundation Finance version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas.

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the showroom

not a dealer was stirring…it was late, they’d all gone home.

The work boots were set by the designer chimney with care,

in fear that the office manager would notice dirt there.

 

The staff were nestled all snug in their beds,

while visions of new projects danced in their heads.

When out on the shop roof there arose such a clatter,

The building alarms rang…what the heck was the matter??

 

Away to their windows the neighborhood flew,

tore open their curtains, to get a good view.

They heard voices and shouting for everyone to hear,

Announcing promotions and savings and holiday cheer!”

 

The boss, he was called, ripped straight from his bed,

Confused, he drove quickly while scratching his head,

and what to his wondering eyes should appear,

The dealer support team from FFC, oh my dear!

 

They were cheering and beaming, excited to share,

“We hitched a ride with reindeer, flew straight through the air.

In the showroom with St. Nick they yelled for all to hear,

“We’re bringing promotions, savings and good holiday cheer!”

 

A bundle of approved credit apps St. Nick flung on his back,

and looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

soon gave me to know, our bottom line had nothing to dread.

 

He sprang to his sleigh, to the FFC team gave high fives,

And away they all flew, arguing who gets to drive!

But I heard them exclaim, ‘ere they drove out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!


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